Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was on an airplane, waiting to go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the man behind me asked what I was waiting for, and checked the bathroom. It was empty, and there was a big line behind me. FML
Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML
Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML
Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML
Today, after being constipated a few days, I used the restroom at a bar. It took a loooong time before I got out. As I went to exit the bar, only the employees were still there, waiting for me because they had closed 30 minutes ago. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML
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what_the_hell123 0
Wow.do u not know how to knock?
PaulG10 0
single stall bathroom....
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Comments (106)
spirited_away33 0
You're kind of an idiot.
warrenthewalrus 0
It's called knocking, you idiot.
xxXChiiXxx 2
LOL This reminds me of that SB episode, Bubble Buddy. Appreciate the courtesy, but knock next time.
englishmuffin 0
It happens... it's not too big of a deal. A tad embarrassing because of the people waiting behind you, but only for a few minutes because you never see those people again. =]
Uvula 0
So ******* stupid not an FML **** you!
X_totallysucks_X 0
Smooth. You know that thing called knocking?? =P
chsuh 0
barely any of these are real fmls. what do you expect? "Today I tested positive for AIDS. FML" fml? yes. entertaining/fail? not really.
HorrorByrd 0
lollllllll I did that once. but it was on purpose. just to piss people off. it was the most fun I've ever had at McDonalds.
meadowlark 0
That is a serious fail.
coheedandcambria 0
Just knock....