Don't call me Shirley

By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 13:09 - Sweden - Solna

Today, I was on an airplane, waiting to go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the man behind me asked what I was waiting for, and checked the bathroom. It was empty, and there was a big line behind me. FML
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darkforce146 5

That's why you should knock to make sure no one is inside.

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darkforce146 5

That's why you should knock to make sure no one is inside.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Maybe the "Occupied" sign got stuck.

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zakkyzebra 11

People may be too embarrassed to answer... I always am.... I start coughing up what sounds like a hairball to alert potential intruders...

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tylersign 11

You were waiting for your underwear bomb to arm. Right?

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rubberduckie94 13

I have been stuck behind people in line for the bathroom so many times for this reason. It is very irritating. You should always give a little knock on the door.

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nofearjenshere 12

"It's his first time on his own."

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marik7410 6

"Again, congratulations"

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SkoomaKi 27

I hate those toilets... I keep thinking its going to suck me into the plane's sewage pipes.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"My ass!" "They killed my dog, man!" Soul plane FTW!

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usnwife 18

Don't all airplane bathrooms have that little window that either "occupied" when the person inside locks it or "vacant" when you know, they are vacant?

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