Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
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KamilleBlack 3
Well, how did ur girlfriend react? Her reaction is what makes it FML ish or not. Lol, wouldn't ut be funny if u found ur Girlfriends FML on her : Today my boyfriend of 2 years got on one knee with a ring box. I was super exciting thinking he was going to propose. He opened the box and there was a condom. FML. HAhaha!
RyeBreadBoy 0
How do you not check just to make sure you didn't lose it or something? I would've checked it at the house, and again at the restaurant. Maybe I'm paranoid. Whatever.
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Comments (97)
thesunshotme 0
This FML would have been funnier if the mods didn't cut out the bit about his religion D: Catholicguy... lol.
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
its always the friends...
blastvortex 4
Haha. That sucks. Reward said friend with a boot to the face.
ssnickel 0
Your friend is awesome.
xCrackerx 3
I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm dying to know if you got laid.
graciedacie 0
Of course not. At least not yet! The point is that he is a a devout Catholic and waiting until after marriage to have sex. The original FML was moderated and that part was taken out though.
lukascepanovic 0
YDI for having a shit friend
dotsdesu 0
i love your friend.
bubber 0
That is awesome. I would buy your friend a beer. I was the best man at a friends wedding. I handed him a rubber instead of the ring at the rehersal. I never thought to make a switch prior to that. An almost perfect prank in every way. Thank you for making my day.
leero 0
your friend is actually pretty clever. i hope your girlfriend has a sense of humor :)
Sacrilege 0
Sock your supposed friend in the sack. Stupid idiot should choose to be more humorous at a more proper time then a serious one like that.