Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML
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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
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KamilleBlack 3
Well, how did ur girlfriend react? Her reaction is what makes it FML ish or not. Lol, wouldn't ut be funny if u found ur Girlfriends FML on her : Today my boyfriend of 2 years got on one knee with a ring box. I was super exciting thinking he was going to propose. He opened the box and there was a condom. FML. HAhaha!
RyeBreadBoy 0
How do you not check just to make sure you didn't lose it or something? I would've checked it at the house, and again at the restaurant. Maybe I'm paranoid. Whatever.
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Comments (97)
little_otter 0
congrats on an fml that is funny AND plausible.
The_Disturbed 5
FYL dude, but it IS funny, and I'm sure your (hopefully now) fiancé saw the funny side. Did you manage to get the ring back? :p lol.
HBubble 3
Your 'friend' needs teaching a serious lesson. I'd start by breaking his fingers.
thinmint 0
oh migod! I cun't beleeve yer frend did tht 2 yu! Luke at howe heep I ar becuz I typ frm mi azswhole! really!? you sound like that French stripper off of rock of love season 2. I would rather pynch mi eyblls thane reed anuther won of yer powsts! if I am I troll because I took time out of my day to insult you then I accept! bow down to your troll master beech!
SuperSukh 6
I'm not even gonna try to read this. YOU SUCK!
Rebecca1993 0
my god.
ashleynonymous 0
If that were my bf I would have probably laughed till I cried, then said yes. and then I would tell all of my friends. and it would make a great story in the future for kids/grandkids. I think it was cute and funny.
aphrodite14141 0
Now when your friend wants to get laid, switch the condom with a ring. Sit back, and laugh your ass off.
SeximusPrime 0
I hope that is now an EX friend.
Thunderbender 2
F your friend's life for when you beat the shit out of him.
Thunderbender 2
I'm not a chick but I'm pretty sure if they got the day they've been dreaming about since they were kids ruined by some immature prank they would have a right to be angry. And if I spent all this timing buying a ring and planning out this proposal in my mind to only to have my douche bag friend screw it up for me I would be hella mad. I'm one of the most immature people I know but even I think thats going too far for a prank.
quinnteh 0
Yes but you have to get angry at the right person!