Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
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KamilleBlack 3
Well, how did ur girlfriend react? Her reaction is what makes it FML ish or not. Lol, wouldn't ut be funny if u found ur Girlfriends FML on her : Today my boyfriend of 2 years got on one knee with a ring box. I was super exciting thinking he was going to propose. He opened the box and there was a condom. FML. HAhaha!
RyeBreadBoy 0
How do you not check just to make sure you didn't lose it or something? I would've checked it at the house, and again at the restaurant. Maybe I'm paranoid. Whatever.
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Comments (97)
KingAfter 0
I hope you told her the truth and she believed you. I do think that's funny and if she doesn't get it then... **** her ;) you know... the other way.
AntiChrist7 0
So you can get laid without having to marry here, what is the problem?
emmettmatthews 0
Um justareaderofFMLs we
emmettmatthews 0
Um JustAReaderOfFML really needs to stop typing like that. For real, thats so annoying and hard to read
JustAReaderOfFml 4
u need 2 lern how 2 use fml ^_^ LOLZ. for real
cucuto89 0
seriously justareader, what are you saying?
Rebecca1993 0
seriously. I had to give my laptop to a language specialist before i realized that justareader is trying to speak english.
thesunshotme 0
In case you haven't noticed, you're the only one on FML who types like that.
whthapendlstnght 0
@ justareaderoffml no i really think you need to learn how to use fml for real using proper grammar and spelling took me 20 seconds to write this reply
Thunderbender 2
He she is obviously typing like that on purpose just to screw with people, it takes more effort to type the way he/she is typing than to type normally so he/she obviously just likes the fact that you people are sitting there for 15 min trying to decode it. Anyone who purposefully types in a way no can understand (without moderate difficulty) obviously doesnt actually have anything constructive to say and is a troll and should just be ignored.
Rebecca1993 0
I'd probably laugh if that happened to me.. I mean I hang out with a lot of guys so I understand their sense of humour and that sometimes they can be complete jackasses. I can understand being kinda pissed.. but if a girl didn't laugh she's a little too sensitive and has no sense of humor.. imo. And the guy didn't even know, soo, yeah :b
sacman 0
lollllllll you're friends a god!
snafu57 1
you just should have lied down and given it to her.
hunter989 0
ur friends a dick this just isnt rite
CheshireHalli 19
Supposed to be a reply.
graciedacie 0
I agree, this is an FML, but I am also sure that he DID find the humor in it!! The moderators really should not have edited this one, it would have been much funnier, but at least the username gives a hint to as why a boxed condom would be such a shocking thing to discover instead of a ring! :P