Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Yes_Im_Beast 0
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kitsuna93 5
It drives me crazy when guys bash on chicks who don't shave especially when they don't 'manscape'. Stop being hypocrites, and shut up.
Cowboy1986 4
EPIC!!!!
XcuzimsotiredX 25
you people make no sense. Basic hygiene has nothing to do with whether you trim/shave. my skin is way to sensitive for that. That doesn't make me gross.
TabithaLunaa 10
ohhhh snap
meganikans 14
Ok seriously since I was 14 I've been told by multiple guys they didn't like hair down there (No I was not sexually active at the time but my guy friends were) but since then I have seen a few penises and do you know how many of them didn't even trim? All but one. Guys don't realize how much time girls spend removing unwanted hair from their bodies In order to be appealing to guys. I shave pretty much up to my waste, then my pits, and then I have to pluck my eyebrows but these guys that complain about girls not doing these things don't even bother trimming down there. Men are hypocrites. You make us spend hours shaving, trimming, and plucking because you don't find hair in certain spots attractive but excuse me if there are times I don't want to spend the extra time shaving off every piece of hair down there to please someone that can't be bothered to do the same.
gabbythetabby 1
I don't get girls who are comfortable with hair down there. It feels too weird when i skip a week. After that, I feel too uncomfortable.
KrazyKatz3 26
How you can make him deal with that I don't know... If you were eating a sandwich and it had a hair on it would you keep eating? Things that go in your mouth shouldn't be hairy. If you were in a relationship where he told you that he liked that that would be a different story but it clearly bothers him. Be considerate especially if he returns the favor...
zoelog 10
your boyfriend sounds like an idiot.
millsjoshua949 12
I would get rid of the boyfriend pronto. He's a dick.