Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Comments (281)
shaPOW 0
YLIF because he should have just told you he wanted you to trim. He doesn't sound very mature.
WoodsMD 0
BF went about it tactfully. He's just asking you to keep things tidy. Most likely, it isn't even for his benefit, but yours. I gotta have standards for where my face will and won't go.
krystal_love 0
#12, win haha.
ShadowMystika 0
RyanRayGun, seems like you have a penis and not a ******, so don't talk about shit you don't know. For guys, pubic hair doesn't really matter. For girls though, it is a protective cushion that traps bacteria and stuff so that it doesn't get in the more important areas. God, seriously, you boys think you know a girls body better than girls do. Maybe its time for you to grow a ****** and when you've done everything you want us to do, THEN talk about it. With that said, OP, I think he just wanted you to trim and not shave. You must be pretty damn hairy then, so maybe you should listen to him?? No harm in trimming.
WTFIWWP 0
Time to do the same for him
bcuzimblonde 0
keep it however you want to ... its not his choice on what you do to your body
mzmaverickd 7
Hey at least he was nice about it. I know a lot of guys who wouldn't be. Obviously he cares for you and about your feelings. Maybe it's a little uncomforatble for him? Take one for the team and shave it.
Honey_Maid 1
Don't trim it and jus by him a safari hat wit a note that says 'for your trip to the jungle'
retro_squares 0
ROFL @ #267. I agree.
ericavel 0
**** the original posting. The only good part of this FML is the comments. You are all ******* retarded. Go out, get a life, and find something better to do with yourselves than argue with strangers about pubic hairs on some stupid website. Go on now. Shoo.