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Intrusive thoughts

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 14:00

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Today, at a BBQ, my boyfriend's friend told us, “Oh, this reminds my of the time I got third degree burns on my dick.” He’s been trying to talk to me, and I keep thinking about it how it must look like Freddie Kruger's. I don’t know what I just agreed to help him with, but I’m sure it will be a nightmare. FML

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mike3775 35

Thursday 16 June 2022 14:26

As long as you don’t call him “fire crotch” you should be ok

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 June 2022 15:05

...and don't eat any overcooked sausages or wieners in his presence. Stick with tacos.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 June 2022 14:08

Maybe he calls his dick Kevin Bacon?

mike3775 35

Thursday 16 June 2022 14:26

As long as you don’t call him “fire crotch” you should be ok

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 June 2022 15:05

...and don't eat any overcooked sausages or wieners in his presence. Stick with tacos.

Thaylok 17

Thursday 16 June 2022 15:32

So, his tactic worked. You are now thinking of him sexually.

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