Intrusive thoughts

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 14:00

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Today, at a BBQ, my boyfriend's friend told us, “Oh, this reminds my of the time I got third degree burns on my dick.” He’s been trying to talk to me, and I keep thinking about it how it must look like Freddie Kruger's. I don’t know what I just agreed to help him with, but I’m sure it will be a nightmare. FML
I agree, your life sucks 733
You deserved it 284

Same thing different taste

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As long as you don’t call him “fire crotch” you should be ok

...and don't eat any overcooked sausages or wieners in his presence. Stick with tacos.

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As long as you don’t call him “fire crotch” you should be ok

...and don't eat any overcooked sausages or wieners in his presence. Stick with tacos.

So, his tactic worked. You are now thinking of him sexually.