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France
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
B1N
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
LacrosseFAIL
Schaumburg, United States
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML
Anonymous
Schenectady, United States
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
BedazzledAlpaca
Englewood, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
mylifeisamovie
United States
Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML
DOGSNACHER
United States
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
stupid
United States
Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML
ayye_its_nikki
Cedar Park, United States
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
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zomgabug 0
The bed bugs ate it up. :O
Jimboom 12
I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you but it left you. It just couldn't stand the constant abuse you gave it. At first it stayed because you cared for it, sometimes even changed the sheets. But lately you do such unspeakable things to it and don't even have the common decency to wipe off your love seed off the bed. You just leave it there to stain... some some stains never go away. So in the end you left it no choice but to leave you. It is in a better place now in a home that cares for it. So please don't try find the bed. It's with me now and it never wants to see you again.
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Comments (224)
mrmaks18 7
wait let me look under my bed? no not here write down a description so I'll keep looking and I will let you know when I find it and keep your next one wv you at all times so you don't loose it
rimouski 0
skroal... why do you always do that?
MitchN 0
Fk I knew my rooms on the second floor!
wzabel0926 0
this FML made my day lol bahahahahaha
marinelli96 0
check the roof like in the hangover
reddwarf_fml 0
mommy and daddy trying to tell u something. MOBE!!!! lol
ForTheMotherland 0
ROFLMFAO xDDDDDDDD WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN...
laura99337 0
I have actually had that happen before!!! Found it in the shed in the back of the house....my roomate got mad cause I was leaving and put it in there....people are crazy
SCameron 2
LOL, that happens to me sometimes...with my clothes. (Y) :/
smurf1 0
lmao!! xD totally going in my favs!!!