By stupid - 07/07/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML
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usually those pull-out beds are more uncomfortable than sleeping on the actual sofa anyways...

why are you sleeping on the couch anyway? i assume you've been slumming it round a friends or something. in which case, they should have told you! Uncomfortable sleep can be torture though

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You're a moron. YDI

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Your comment has nothing to to with the top comment. Oh wait, it's just you again. No one will fall for your phishing site, fuck off.

But did you find the phone?

I'd stick with the couch. Pullout beds are some shit!

why are you sleeping on the couch anyway? i assume you've been slumming it round a friends or something. in which case, they should have told you! Uncomfortable sleep can be torture though

A studio apartment or couch surfing would explain the couch sleeping.

usually those pull-out beds are more uncomfortable than sleeping on the actual sofa anyways...

I'll second that! We had a sofa bed that we NEVER opened! The sofa itself was an excellent bed for one, and once you've slept on a sofa bed, your motivation for figuring out how to pull out the "bed" is nil. You might give one, fake mighty tug and say, "It's stuck, just put the cushions back on and use it as a couch.

I can guess your IQ.

Haha your nickname is fitting

so? it's not like it's a problem if you sleep comfy on the couch

"UNCOMFORTABLY sleeping on the couch"

Honestly, most pull out beds can't be distinguished until you lift the cushions.

at least when you sleep on the pull-out part it will feel so much better than if you had discovered it earlier. think about it, after sleeping for six months uncomfortably you'll appreciate sleeping comfortably more.

What a dumbass, so I guess you don't clean your couch?