Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML
Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
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MeanBeagle 22
well he ALMOST made it
silvercamaro 22
He could be passed out drunk, so walking away and leaving him alone could actually result in him dying.
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Comments (82)
elsuperloco68 12
hahaha. I've done the same thing , and freaked my kids out. Party till you drop.
stoogalishus 15
#2's comment reminded me of Scrubs where JD kept passing out when he pooped, even while in jail.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Hope he's ok
godspeedkills 8
Dear Diary, Jackpot!
PengiPou 12
Maybe an ambulance ride needs to be arranged?
ezrajab 22
That's terrible
ezrajab 22
Your poor father!
jdcg116 10
One tequila, two tequila, 3 tequila floor.
icandothecancan 24
Vasovagal Syncope, or the "poo-fainting" disease. Thank you "Scrubs" for teaching me strange and useful information.
DenBriZel 31
That's... Awkward..