Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML
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Top comments
Supersonic54 18
Errr, if it was her room, perhaps try knocking next time?
Odiz747 23
*Cleveland voice* Ooh, that's nasty
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Comments (111)
aubfrazier 8
Welp, that's gross.
thisguy22 33
That's going to be an expensive phone bill!
SabrinaBrown 15
I swear no one ever knocks
darkthunda1324 6
What's her number lol
derpman123 17
that's hawt
vikky538 29
Was it Nokia phone?
Dominus101 20
Way to take phone sex to the next level, Literally ! anyways yes FYL
coltonwhiteboy 2
Uh why... Why use the phone? Please tell there was a... Uh... Water proof case.
chr1sF 12
There's a million other household items she could've used yet the phone was her most creative idea...
worldclassrager 41
That the most expensive vibrator you can probably use...
Keiraquarium 12
Idk, there are some pretty expensive vibratory out there