By Seriously? - 22/07/2017 13:54

Today, my friend with benefits got my new car stuck in a mud hole. I had to call my ex to get us unstuck. FML
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Thor1012 28

Why would you "have" to call your ex?

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Druu 53

"New car" is a euphemism. As is "mud hole."

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Dave_Davington 33

Wow. You should have a serious talk with that mud hole.

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Druu 53

"New car" is a euphemism. As is "mud hole."

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CantTouchThat 29

"New car" must be a metaphor for new silicone penis.

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Chazzster 28

Sorry that happened OP. But you do realize that there are services like commercial tow trucks that do that for hire, don't you? Personally I think it's pretty low to call on an ex for free help - Especially when "friend with bennefits" is sitting right next to you. Were you planning on repaying "ex" in some way for the help?

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Thor1012 28

Why would you "have" to call your ex?

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platypus546 24

This porno has very strong plot lines....

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Elizabeth Burley 22

There are so many ways I could use this as a metaphor for a 3 way. Anyone got any good ones? ?

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RichardPencil 30

We asked the ex to bring over his jack. After they get the car out of the mud hole, they can take the jack off.

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Talented73 54

I got some good ones right here for ya!

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Talented73 54

Then the ex and the FWB took turns popping her in the mud hole.

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ArbiterOfFML 24

The new car was taken out of and then forcefully reinserted, with the help of the ex.

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thehaystackerine 20

Sounds like the makings of a porno.

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Goldzilluh 19

Sounds like an excuse to show your friends with benefits off to your ex, no way that your ex is the only one that can help you.

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