Today, my friend with benefits got my new car stuck in a mud hole. I had to call my ex to get us unstuck. FML
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Thor1012
| 28
Why would you "have" to call your ex?
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Druu
| 53
"New car" is a euphemism. As is "mud hole."
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By
Dave_Davington
| 33
Wow. You should have a serious talk with that mud hole.
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RichardPencil
| 29
Is this a metaphor for anal?
By
Druu
| 53
"New car" is a euphemism. As is "mud hole."
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CantTouchThat
| 27
"New car" must be a metaphor for new silicone penis.
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Chazzster
| 20
Sorry that happened OP. But you do realize that there are services like commercial tow trucks that do that for hire, don't you?
Personally I think it's pretty low to call on an ex for free help - Especially when "friend with bennefits" is sitting right next to you. Were you planning on repaying "ex" in some way for the help?
Personally I think it's pretty low to call on an ex for free help - Especially when "friend with bennefits" is sitting right next to you. Were you planning on repaying "ex" in some way for the help?
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Lalala579121
| 27
Threesome.
By
Thor1012
| 28
Why would you "have" to call your ex?
By
platypus546
| 24
This porno has very strong plot lines....
By
Elizabeth Burley
| 21
There are so many ways I could use this as a metaphor for a 3 way. Anyone got any good ones? ?
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RichardPencil
| 29
We asked the ex to bring over his jack. After they get the car out of the mud hole, they can take the jack off.
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Talented73
| 54
I got some good ones right here for ya!
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Talented73
| 54
Then the ex and the FWB took turns popping her in the mud hole.
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ArbiterOfFML
| 24
The new car was taken out of and then forcefully reinserted, with the help of the ex.
By
pscool
| 11
Have you heard of AAA
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thehaystackerine
| 20
Sounds like the makings of a porno.
By
Goldzilluh
| 19
Sounds like an excuse to show your friends with benefits off to your ex, no way that your ex is the only one that can help you.