Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
WTF
United States 🌶️ Spicy
This is wrong
Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
Anonymous
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Bear
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Anonymous
Canyon Country, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Meggie
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Damian
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
bkay26
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
imblue42
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
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DBkkk 0
Tonights family disscussion must be interesting
perdix 31
(At the dinner table) Dad: What did you do today, honey? Mom: Umm. . . You: (coughs) The most urgent question is "Who?" (Mom's face turns as beet red as her vulva was a few hours earlier.) THE END
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nepture_rose 3
Today I posted a funny comment. And it wasn't funny.
dirtbikeguy 14
Today I replied to a funny comment with a funny comment. Neither are funny yet.
KatherineJ 0
Must've been an awkward conversation afterwards. You could use your moms affair as good blackmail! Good luck with it!
Baytheshark 14
I am so sorry you had to find out something that depressing that way. Sorry.
rummzy 6
Blackmail is in order, tell her to pay you
banana987 7
If I were you, I would probably get a baseball bat and basically beat the crap out of the guy and say "sorry I thought you were raping my mom since your not my dad" And then call your dad and tell him what happened...
just_dorky_me 22
Are you sure it wasn't your dad?
dirtbikeguy 14
But are you positive those big hairy ass cheeks were not your father's?