Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
WTF
United States 🌶️ Spicy
This is wrong
Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
Anonymous
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Bear
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Anonymous
Canyon Country, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Meggie
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Damian
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
bkay26
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
imblue42
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
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DBkkk 0
Tonights family disscussion must be interesting
perdix 31
(At the dinner table) Dad: What did you do today, honey? Mom: Umm. . . You: (coughs) The most urgent question is "Who?" (Mom's face turns as beet red as her vulva was a few hours earlier.) THE END
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Comments (64)
JERKKMONKEY 0
;0 DUN DUN DUN DUNNN
YDI_King 0
effing repeat. YDI
inket_fml 0
I'm a virgin. Never been laid. No girl will go near me. **** MY life.
walker9879 25
You sound like your 16; but nevertheless this FML has nothing to do with that.
kayteeanne 0
tht suxx
darkmis1 18
I've seen this one already
iamgoofymovie 0
this comment is off of tfln...
PSyesinthatway 0
you cant say you walked in on your mom and your dad and then say that it wasn't your dad. you just walked in on your ***** mother and a stranger.
Kgirl2cute 6
yeah, wrong phrasing >.<
DaniPandi 22
It wasn't wrong phrasing. The op was making a point by initially giving us the idea of their parents being quite... close, and then rips that away to say they caught their mother cheating--a very similar situation to what the op went through. So actually, it was some pretty accurate and good phrasing.
perdix 31
Meet your new dad.
infantry831 0
dbkkk you suck kick rocks guy
Rico5037 0
sorry, she told me she was single.