By tdawgg - 06/09/2013 14:12 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML
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tdawgg 7

We sell electrical wire by the foot, she may have a more handy family member at home that need it, but she did come back an hour later and got 50 feet... I think her computers in the middle of her backyard. :P. sad thing is, we deal with these kinds of requests ever day... Retail sucks!!

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golden_warrior 23

Idiots are multiplying faster than Justin Bieber fans

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helpfulwhale 12

Working in retail is one of the fastest ways to lose faith in society.

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horne2 9

I just hope you didnt catch her stupid, op.

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Damian95 16

I hate catching stupid. It confuses for weeks.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

No, 59, that will probably cause even more brain damage. You just need to wait them out, hopefully with time and effort they'll come out of their stupor. Stupidity is like a coma, some people are in and out in a flash, while others are stuck in there for years and years.

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SwaggCapone 11

Stupid people...........stupid people everywhere

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yoyoforpeace 14

Hopefully she went home to measure it...although I highly doubt it...

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ricm916 4

#91: ...and they don't even know that they're stupid!

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golden_warrior 23

Idiots are multiplying faster than Justin Bieber fans

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gracehi 31

I sure hope the majority of Justin Beiber fans aren't "multiplying!"

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LowExpectations 30

Your comment just scared the living daylights out of me.

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jw90 18

Don't say things like that. It's scary to think about.

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jay_ladybug 19

the Justin Beiber fans are voting everyone's comments on this post down lol

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GoodLookingGeese 10

I though these both are exactly the same

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Jezzikah 11

All Justin bieber fans are idiots, but not all idiots are Justin bieber fans

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Missyeru 14

Wait... I thought his fans were decreasing since he spit on them...

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tacojauns 45

You couldn't just give her 10 feet of wire?

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shorty6823 28

Then she would have come back and complained about being sold more than she needed.

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evan_7899 28

Or less, op's customer may have had a desk beside the outlet and would've complained she had excess wire or in stupid people terms as she would've used, "you, uuuuum gave me uuuuum to much stringy stuff"

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shorty6823 28

I work as a cashier, and I get customers like this all the time.

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\ 28

Humanity has entered the Age of Ignorance. So much intelligence is so readily available that we end up seeking very little of it, modeled by negative feedback.

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Larry01_fml 19

you should've measured from the customer service computer to the back wall of the building just to be safe

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Life_is_FML 22

Computer to the wall huh? Must be one of those weird American measurements

Welshite 39

I dunno what weird measurements you're talking about. I always measure with grains of sand. Sure it takes a few hours to measure something, but it's accurate.

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snugglesMcGee199 23

Way to make fun of us for using feet and inches! You're so clever.

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Chumsword 8

Well, considering that OP is from Canada and I believe they have used metric since the 80's.. Must be about the span of moose antlers if we're going to be ignorant about it.

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Life_is_FML 22

I was talking about how OP is Canadian and they use metric. Way to not get the joke

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ThatsMyPie 20

79 - The joke was plenty funny. I laughed. I don't know why this is being down voted so much.

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NoFlippinWai 24

"weird american measurements" is stardard, right? When I use metric, It always feels like I am taking the easy way out. And you should give the people who use standard daily some credit. Not only do we know how many feet are in a mile (note: it is not 1000) but we can convert to metric for those people who dont. That takes a little more skill than being metric like the rest of the world.

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stormchaser24 24

That is 25 feet. I would have just gave her 100 feet of wire.

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TheBrochure 22

The universal mathematical distance formula for "from computer to wall" is whatever length one cuts, +2 inches.

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WompWompWomp123 7

Give her a foot of wire. "Yep, that should do it, ma'am!"

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e92bmw 6

"To the computer, to the wall" (Lil john voice)

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markusmay16 10

you d a lil john didnt even sing that song.

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senseoffender 2

Lil Jon definitely sang the line to the window the wall u sir are retarded

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Sweet_Meli 11

I hella sang that in lil Johns voice "Yeahhhh"!

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perdix 29

You should have sold her 250 feet or so. Tell her the excess loops form a Tesla coil that protects her from viruses and cosmic rays.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Bad idea. She just might be stupid enough to accidentally make Tesla's death ray.

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gracehi 31

How unprofessional of you, OP. Why didn't you just use your psychic computer geek powers to find out how far away her computer is from the wall? No wonder she simply left. Actually, you're lucky she didn't report you to management for meeting so incompetent and lazy.

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