Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
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Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Today, my husband walked in on our daughter naked in the bathroom, which was awkward enough for both of them, but it also meant he discovered her nipple piercings and thigh tattoo. She’s only 15 years-old. The shouting hasn’t started yet, but it's coming soon. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML
Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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nowusee 10
you deserve it for not teaching your daughter how to pee standing up
txgirl2013 14
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Comments (177)
kost4060 14
Honestly you have to give them props for that excuse
darbmutat 12
Considering the situation, that's pretty good "thinking on their feet..." Still, not very clever. At fifteen, I think visitations are confirmed for supreme supervision from now on, yes?
emlove22 4
This happened to me but it was boyfriends sister who walked in on us and we where just like yeah don't tell mom
obxkaylee 4
At least they have a sense of humor.
worldclassrager 41
How'd she do?
Ariana_Grande_fml 8
Omfg
howsthisforaname 34
You can buy disposable cardboard funnels called shewees. That's how girls pee standing up, they are awesome for festivals, hikes or anywhere with portapottys or grotty public toilets.
Korra_fml 23
lol... its just a matter of angling the hips properly... both my cousin and i (both girls) can do it... a boy probably wouldnt understand about that, being that they have a "hose" to aim with... so i doubt he's doing a very good job at teaching that skill...
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Yeah, nobody can be THAT stupid.
uniquenina 1
she and her boyfriend do need time apart. that's too young to be in a relationship let alone getting naked together.
limabeans101029 21
Not necessarily. My current relationship began when I was 15. I'm now 18, and it's still great. I realize 18 is still young, but I feel like my relationship is healthy and mature, more so than some older people's relationships. I've always found it patronizing when people claim that I'm incapable of a relationship just because I'm young.