Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
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Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Today, my husband walked in on our daughter naked in the bathroom, which was awkward enough for both of them, but it also meant he discovered her nipple piercings and thigh tattoo. She’s only 15 years-old. The shouting hasn’t started yet, but it's coming soon. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML
Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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nowusee 10
you deserve it for not teaching your daughter how to pee standing up
txgirl2013 14
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Comments (177)
absynthe76 10
If it were my daughter he would have to learn to pee sitting down after that.
stonerchikk 4
That's when I would kick my daughters boyfriends ass and get her on birth control right away
limabeans101029 21
Why would you kick specifically HIS ass? It takes two.
Jxv 15
Well it is very complicated..
Ihavegas 22
indian parents dating rule: when you have graduated, got a job and your own home then you have my permission to date....a person of my choice.
vb68_fml 28
Ask him to teach you too :)
ZombieGirl95 13
Wow. I wish I learned how to pee standing up.
Ezzy1687 2
dont stress it, if she's doing anything she clearly doesnt feel like she can talk about it. set her up with her gyno for a talk about sexual health. Tell her you want her to be safe maybe the experience will help her see she's not ready if that's how she really feels.
Miss_Whipped 43
Provided that the mother is okay with the idea of her 15 year old daughter having sex.
limabeans101029 21
129- 15 IS quite young to be doing that, but chances are if she really wants to do it she'll do it whether her mother is okay with it or not. Either way, there's no harm in making sure that she's fully aware and educated on contraception and sexual health.
mistressannabeth 3
and everyone wonders why so many kids are pregnant these days. because nobody pays attention as a parent anymore.... pathetic. be more and vigilant and teach your kid more respect for herself. and your house.
limabeans101029 21
These days? I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure that current teenage pregnancy rates are the lowest they've been for a long time. Also, having sex does not automatically mean that someone has a lack of self-respect.
fmlrulesBolt 14
They were about to get it on lol
chelseaalise 12
cheers for originality!