Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
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nowusee 10
you deserve it for not teaching your daughter how to pee standing up
txgirl2013 14
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Comments (177)
Soundslikeothers 15
Mom walks in " What the hell is going on in here!! " Boy "It's not what it looks like Mrs. Peterson I'm teaching your daughter how to pee stand up" Mom "Oh thank god I was worried there for a second"
apollojon 11
Not every funny situation needs illustration you know... this isnt Family Guy.
whiskeyinthejar 13
Well, at least now she'll know how to piss with no bathrooms around.
ratman775 27
Whack for my daddio, whack for my daddio, there's whisky in the jaro.
kitkat10361 3
lol at least they got creative with their excuse
Kevin_Kestel 24
dereks wife in step brothers will show u how it's done
kelsorg 21
never too late to learn I suppose...
j_xlz 5
lmao thats something to do when your bored
rocker_chick23 27
Do you actually believe that? If she isn't already, I suggest you put her on birth control
doggiewoggie 13
So many unanswered questions... This needs a follow up
erikataylor2 7
Thats what they all say.
kittymisfit 13
you believed that explanation?
rocker_chick23 27
I hope OP doesn't believe it.