Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I took my boys over to their grandmother’s house. We had a nice supper together. We all talked, played board games, and watched TV. After a while, I couldn’t find my 13 year-old son. He was in his 67 year-old grandmother’s master bathroom, jerking off with her dirty granny panties. FML
Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML
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JustAnotherKid4U 5
At least hes making an effort to learn!
dinosxxrawr 22
hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.
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Comments (131)
piedpiper303 29
They started making new, more realistic Barbies? Wish I could have had one of those when I was little.
drayloon 50
Someone gets a lil too much unsupervised free time online lol
DeadJuntao 9
まあ、これは厄介です。。。
SamanthaNGoree 10
Well, we know he'll be a giver!
aemrynna 9
Actually, they didnt make them. It was a concept product created by other people in an ATTEMPT to get them to make them that way.
kidsgotastinky 11
Murica
BlackNails 16
He will make some girl very happy one day.
Ziggy122 15
Boy, will he be surprised when he finds out that Barbie's design isn't anatomically correct...
B00K_L0V3R93 31
That is not necessarily a bad thing. Everyone has to learn, at least he's not doing it on a living girl. I'd be proud of your son thinking about the needs of a future female partner. However, how embarrassing for both you and your son. Perhaps you should sit him down and have a talk.
0h_Boy 26
Practice makes perfect! But, boston creme donuts are better for practice
graceinsheepwear 33
As long as he doesn't expect all women to taste like Boston cream donuts. Some would be better described as tarts.