Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I took my boys over to their grandmother’s house. We had a nice supper together. We all talked, played board games, and watched TV. After a while, I couldn’t find my 13 year-old son. He was in his 67 year-old grandmother’s master bathroom, jerking off with her dirty granny panties. FML
Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML
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JustAnotherKid4U 5
At least hes making an effort to learn!
dinosxxrawr 22
hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.
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Comments (131)
asia3pea90 13
Poor boy...
justindrew14 29
hopefull she dont get the doll back and im shocked that he hasnt learned most of this stuff in school when i was in the sixth grade one of my friends had a baby
ItsNatals_xoxo 5
That's pretty funny
thelionsmane 3
This does not make anatomical sense
Sansational_ 18
Eww.
kassylove92 4
who does he watch doing it ?
T1A2Z3 34
Knock!!
icecreamisrad 13
No wonder why guys are so bad at it most of e time hahaha