Kids: Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing... - FML

By The fuck, junior? - 05/07/2013 22:45 - Canada - Gatineau

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Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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JustAnotherKid4U 5

Saturday 6 July 2013 5:06

At least hes making an effort to learn!

dinosxxrawr 22

Saturday 6 July 2013 5:07

hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.

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asia3pea90 13

Wednesday 10 July 2013 15:01

Poor boy...

justindrew14 29

Friday 19 July 2013 5:11

hopefull she dont get the doll back and im shocked that he hasnt learned most of this stuff in school when i was in the sixth grade one of my friends had a baby

ItsNatals_xoxo 5

Monday 7 October 2013 22:21

That's pretty funny

thelionsmane 3

Sunday 4 January 2015 4:33

This does not make anatomical sense

Sansational_ 18

Monday 1 February 2016 17:39

Eww.

kassylove92 4

Tuesday 18 April 2017 5:09

who does he watch doing it ?

T1A2Z3 34

Friday 18 January 2019 12:49

Knock!!

icecreamisrad 13

Thursday 26 December 2019 13:32

No wonder why guys are so bad at it most of e time hahaha

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