Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I took my boys over to their grandmother’s house. We had a nice supper together. We all talked, played board games, and watched TV. After a while, I couldn’t find my 13 year-old son. He was in his 67 year-old grandmother’s master bathroom, jerking off with her dirty granny panties. FML
Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML
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JustAnotherKid4U 5
At least hes making an effort to learn!
dinosxxrawr 22
hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.
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RensM 22
At least Barbie is getting some action too as we all know Ken is not up to it.
graceinsheepwear 33
I thought Mattel had a recall and corrected that Kenectile dysfunction.
soapmactavish82 8
What has been seen can not be unseen, I'm sorry
paigebona 7
Omg that is so funny
Omniprism 14
Poor kid I can only imagine how embarrassed he is. And at least he's thoughtful enough to try and practice. I think that's sweet.
kewpiesuicide 29
He should have just cut an orange in half. At least that somewhat resembles a ****** and it would have been a lot less awkward catching him lick an orange.
zonkeymaker 14
I used to do that....
aimeecuria 9
Atleast it wont smell fishy?
graceinsheepwear 33
Sounds like someone has an issue down there. Are you neglecting your hygiene or your gyn appointments or both? Fishy smell is not normal.
kewpiesuicide 29
Bacterial Vaginosis is what causes a fishy smell. It's actually quite common (which is probably why so many people think ****** always smells like fish) but it's actually caused by having an unbalanced pH level, not uncleanliness. Just rinse out with some diluted peroxide to fix it
graceinsheepwear 33
Actually it is caused by bacteria, hence the name. The imbalance is not in pH but in good vs bad vaginal flora. It should be treated with antibiotics, like metranidozole. Douching is one cause of the problem to begin with and is, at most, a temporary fix.
kewpiesuicide 29
Antibiotics are actually a temporary fix because after they raise the Immune system to kill off the infection they actually lower the immune system for an entire year if you don't take probiotics. And peroxide isn't what's in normal douches. I agree that regular douching is bad for you but peroxide once a month is fine.
luvnlyfe 4
Lmao!!
beachbum_101 16
Lmao wow!
KaskStunter 4
What Nancy Botwin would do?