Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I took my boys over to their grandmother’s house. We had a nice supper together. We all talked, played board games, and watched TV. After a while, I couldn’t find my 13 year-old son. He was in his 67 year-old grandmother’s master bathroom, jerking off with her dirty granny panties. FML
Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML
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JustAnotherKid4U 5
At least hes making an effort to learn!
dinosxxrawr 22
hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.
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Comments (131)
assassinbanana0 20
He's a teenager with raging hormones. Let him experiment. It's better if he did it on Barbie dolls and not other people, anyway
AestheticGuy 21
I dont think it would be terrible if he actually did it to other girls. Most people experiment at these ages, and it would show he cared about the girl having pleasure rather than him just getting head. Its not as if its intercourse, anyway.
venom2421 10
Am I the only one who noticed the title?
misspandamonium 27
No, I laughed pretty hard at that too!
SmilieAKD 20
Get him a blow up doll to practice on instead. By the way, your title is the best.
KiddoKS 19
Your son is going to end up telling his future girlfriend to go Brazilian because hair down there is not natural, and then she'll have to write an fml about it... Deja Vu
graceinsheepwear 33
I hear Barbies don't grow armpit hair.
FrankHotpants 31
This kind of reminds me of the scene in Grandma's boy when he's jerking it in the bathroom to that Barbie doll. That might be the next step.
swedeNix 13
Next step, talk To Barbie about protection:)
amifaiyaz 12
You learn the best in your youth.
ShakeDisPlace 10
Let him practice OP. The thing about guys is that if we can't satisfy with our penis, the tongue Is always the back up plan!
graceinsheepwear 33
Do you think he already tried Plan A Penis in this case before going to Plan B Tongue? Ughh that's the mental picture I got after reading that (and now you all have it too). sorry
BioChemEGirl 11
I prefer a guy's hand over tongue :p
graceinsheepwear 33
Thanks for sharing, 73. I made a note of it.
mikailanicole98 11
He must have died of embarrassment at that moment.
TheWorldGreatest 8
Plenty of practice makes perfect! Some women to whom he marries Will be one lucky women!
MzZombicidal 36
"Women" is plural, #46...
graceinsheepwear 33
64, maybe you can volunteer to help the teacher grade papers after school instead of riding everyone's ass about grammar constantly on FML. I am a professional editor by education and career but you are just plain tedious.
BrotherPhil 35
Maybe he's planning to go Mormon style.
MzZombicidal 36
#67, well congratulations on the career path! :) Glad to hear it. Maybe you can look into getting that stick out of your ass?
graceinsheepwear 33
106, you are always correcting people on what is supposed to be a fun site. Guess what? People make typos, there are autocorrect fuckups, and I just don't understand why you have to comment on them all. That is more indicative of a stick in the ass than anything I said. Try to have some fun here.
TulipCat 11
Seriously, autocorrect can be the worship!!! Heehee