By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 03:41 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had to lie to my coworkers about me and some guy beating the absolute shite out of each other in a bar fight, all to avoid admitting my black eye was from my 7 year old son punching me in the face the other day. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

We all know the toothpaste cap gave you the black eye, don't lie.

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WCARlover 34

Wow, 7 is definitely way old enough to know better than that. I would've gotten my ass handed to me if I'd punched my parent hard enough to leave a black eye at that age

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cksmith51 14

Sounds like your son packs quite the punch

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sonasonic 34

Hopefully he got it from his father...

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PhinIt2WinIt 24

I have a feeling It's from his mother.

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WCARlover 34

Wow, 7 is definitely way old enough to know better than that. I would've gotten my ass handed to me if I'd punched my parent hard enough to leave a black eye at that age

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Catdragon 40

when I was like 4, my dad was visiting so I ran to give him a hug and accidentally hit him in the balls. it happens.

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WCARlover 34

Well yes of course if it was an accident that's different but I read I guess I just assumed it was on purpose when I read the FML. So my comment was for only if it was intentional

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Mauskau 35

A friend of mine headbutted me in the nose by "accident" when I put my hand near his armpit to tickle him. That was a fun nosebleed.

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NinjaDitto623 14

My boyfriend once started tickling me and when I tried to shove him away I accidentally punched him in the face and gave him a nosebleed. I felt so bad.

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5secondsofvvifi 21

I mean if you tickle people you should be prepared to be accidentally hit in some way you. You can't control your actions sometimes if you're being tickled

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PenguinBitch 43

We all know the toothpaste cap gave you the black eye, don't lie.

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abdiG 27

u got to do Wat u gotta do to protect ur manhood.

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abdiG 27

He would of told his colleague the truth had he trusted him so they could both luagh it off but clearly did not. hence lying seemed more appropriate.

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ber4fun 23

On the plus side, it sounds like your son will be able to defend himself if he ever needs to.

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ninjahesten 18

for how man months or years do you Think he would be known as the guy getting a Black eye from hes 7 years old son? its hes coworkers, its theire job to make up funny Nick names and remind him of it Evert time he forgårs ;)

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MakeTodayADTR 20

The First rule about Fight Club: You do not talk about Fight Club.

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Sparx1_1 16

What's wrong with saying you found out your kid has mean right hook? When my kid was 5 he could pick me up off the ground and I weighed about 160 lbs (11.5 stone) at the time. 7 Year-olds have no concept of holding back their full strength and can hit extremely hard in even the most innocent circumstances. But congrats on teaching your kid that you're a liar.

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teentee401 36

How would the son know that he lied to his coworkers?

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