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Punch the kid in the face please
Sounds like your son packs quite the punch
I have a feeling It's from his mother.
Wow, 7 is definitely way old enough to know better than that. I would've gotten my ass handed to me if I'd punched my parent hard enough to leave a black eye at that age
when I was like 4, my dad was visiting so I ran to give him a hug and accidentally hit him in the balls. it happens.
Well yes of course if it was an accident that's different but I read I guess I just assumed it was on purpose when I read the FML. So my comment was for only if it was intentional
A friend of mine headbutted me in the nose by "accident" when I put my hand near his armpit to tickle him. That was a fun nosebleed.
My boyfriend once started tickling me and when I tried to shove him away I accidentally punched him in the face and gave him a nosebleed. I felt so bad.
I mean if you tickle people you should be prepared to be accidentally hit in some way you. You can't control your actions sometimes if you're being tickled
We all know the toothpaste cap gave you the black eye, don't lie.
There I was, surrounded by tigers...
for how man months or years do you Think he would be known as the guy getting a Black eye from hes 7 years old son? its hes coworkers, its theire job to make up funny Nick names and remind him of it Evert time he forgårs ;)
The First rule about Fight Club: You do not talk about Fight Club.
What's wrong with saying you found out your kid has mean right hook? When my kid was 5 he could pick me up off the ground and I weighed about 160 lbs (11.5 stone) at the time. 7 Year-olds have no concept of holding back their full strength and can hit extremely hard in even the most innocent circumstances. But congrats on teaching your kid that you're a liar.
How would the son know that he lied to his coworkers?
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We all know the toothpaste cap gave you the black eye, don't lie.
Wow, 7 is definitely way old enough to know better than that. I would've gotten my ass handed to me if I'd punched my parent hard enough to leave a black eye at that age