Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML
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Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML
Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML
Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our work policy states that I have to pretend not to notice. FML
Today, I was staying with my grandma. While in her bathroom, the floss I was using cut my gum which made me wince in slight pain. At the same time, my grandma was walking by in the corridor, so she stopped to say, "Don't wank in my bathroom you sicko!" Now my grandma thinks I'm a pervert. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML
Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML
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Top comments
HeyItsCamilo 17
elder people,they get to a point were they just dont give a ****.
AddictGamer 16
Nap time is fap time. Seriously, FYL OP. No one deserves to see that, let alone hear that.
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Comments (82)
FailStaff 15
You could take that as a compliment, I guess
lolalove24_fml 14
that's a Lil creepy
Unicoarn 15
Ugh that idea is disgusting...
Eloxia 7
It's quite possible the old guy has dementia or other mental health problems. It's very sad. However, he could also just be a creepy old man. Either way, FYL and your grandpa's due to having to be stuck in a room with him all day. I hope your grandpa can get better soon.
coldasfire 23
Because asking him to politely stop is too mainstream
Dimples_bbw 6
That's ******* disturbing
spike7447 13
Lmao!
lmedck07 13
Don't fault the old guy... maybe he found you attractive and at least he could still get it up
Roseberry3 12
Oh no! It might be his mental state. He could have dementia or some other illness, and did not realize how inappropriate it was. Think of it as a realllllllyyy awkward symptom! Poor you. How you did not giggle the whole way through your visit.... Next time, notify the nurse!!!! They would want to know, as it could have been a symptom, or put him in a private room. Going for hours. Is not normal!
rockwrench 18
Hope he wasn't wearing a raincoat for pajamas?