Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name is not Kate. FML
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kyleekay
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She's your girlfriend, and you don't know her name? Are you kidding me?
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Fx13mz
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You done goofed there, genius.
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kyleekay
| 25
She's your girlfriend, and you don't know her name? Are you kidding me?
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notsorandomguy
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Welshite
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#14: I don't think anyone in a serious relation doesn't know their partner's name. Maybe if it was a extremely drunken night with a one night stand...
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Welshite
| 39
*relationship
Sorry
Sorry
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princessAj1
| 6
Same thing happened to my brother. Always called his girlfriend babe, honey Etc till he forgot her name.
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kyleekay
| 25
Welshite- Exactly. Forgetting her name in the heat of the moment is one thing, but calling her a completely different name (as the FML implied) is ridiculous.
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hamrtym
| 15
Now she's just somebody that he used to know. U-used to know, u-used to know.
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rainbowkissies
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maybe her name is kate, katie, or something similar, but she doesnt like being called that.
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THATguy0698
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True
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hatesfate
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56 - then she wouldn't have requested him to whisper it. JFC, do people not read and comprehend what they are responding to?
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walmartpaysme
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89, reading comprehension is becoming more and more rare these days. Some people just can't connect the dots.
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jelly713
| 19
I agree with 1. In any serious relationship, your partner knows your name. Although in my case, my boyfriend forgets exactly what my last name is & pronounces my first name weird (very strongly) which is because he likes my nickname, Ellie, better.
So unless your name is hard to pronounce, or long there is no reason your boyfriend shouldn't recall your name even if it takes a moment or so (when you're in the moment). & definitely no excuse to call you an entirely different name.
So unless your name is hard to pronounce, or long there is no reason your boyfriend shouldn't recall your name even if it takes a moment or so (when you're in the moment). & definitely no excuse to call you an entirely different name.
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Meettitan
| 14
56- your logic makes no sense. Let's say OPs girl has a name with multiple pronunciations; you're saying she wouldn't then ask to have her name whispered because of that? It's appalling how you even mention reading comprehension.
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SoSoRachel
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14- If they were together, names should've been brought up..
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tjolivas
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Then what is it?
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Katy. It could have been an honest mistake by OP.
Nah, he's still got piss-for-brains.
Nah, he's still got piss-for-brains.
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KrazieKleo
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Her name was Jessica. God damn Jessica and Kate are too similar :(.
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katykitkat
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Posthuman
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Britney. Cause it's his sister
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PrincessPesa
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63, nice previously posted FML reference. Too bad no one got it...
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norotors
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That's a really old fml you referenced there, 62. Nice job.
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may651
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If it is katelynn and she wanted to hear the whole thing and he only said Kate asshole gf. But if it is no where close to Kate asshole guy.
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smilessss
| 4
If he knew, he wouldn't have written this FML.
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KupkakeKitten
| 8
Anyone else think of Katy from mean girls? "catty heron?" "its katie!"
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melanierules123
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i remember that one!!!!
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lozzaaa96
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96- pretty sure her name's cady
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PrincessPesa
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Jeez, I posted at 2 AM when 63 had 6 thumbs down and I got buried. The guy below me wrote virtually the same comment- he doesn't even give kudos to the right number- and gets thumbed up. WTF Internet? Is this a time zone thing?
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Janawa
| 22
It's John, and her name is girr.
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Kog_Hiro
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142, its the fact that you claimed none of us remembered it. The one after you didn't.
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Fx13mz
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You done goofed there, genius.
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marina_xo
| 9
Consequences will never be...the same!
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imavelociraptor
| 6
I am calling the cyber police and the state police!!!
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Sandman366
| 6
And I know who's doing it, because I back-traced it!
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itsharkley
| 8
IT'S CRISPY HONEY PIE POO YOU DIMWIT.
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Curiousmaknae
| 5
Smooth.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
As smooth as sand paper.
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patrickalamo
| 47
Happens all the time.,, next please
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scoobysmith44
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Like Keith Stone.
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NeonBluee
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Not sure whether she told you a fake name or you cheated on her and said another girls name. Need more information.
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Czech_Zidane
| 14
I think that if she had told him a fake name, she would remember the fake name. Maybe not, who knows, but more likely it was the "more girlfriends at once" problem.
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nancyschmancy
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My boyfriend called me his ex's name in the heat of the moment. I attributed it to all the blood being in his little head. I was still pissed though.
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Rosicles
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or he's just fantasizing about someone else at said time? I doubt he wouldve forgotten her name!
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UncleMuscles
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At least you didn't say "Daniel"
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ibforever
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Your profile picture... Just winning
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Posthuman
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Or his sister's name...
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THATguy0698
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Your picture made my day
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metalhead4740
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Your picture made my day good sir...
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tinyj96
| 3
Cyanide and Happiness short, the man who could sit anywhere.
Or something like that
Or something like that
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retrorewind
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duh
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gmc_blossom
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Your comment is so full of wisdom and humour, I'm beginning to feel the rush of an overload of awe for your comment. I doubt I'll be able to finish typing th
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Welshite
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By "apparently" you mean you have no clue what her name is, right?
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Binsy
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"Apparently?" Is this news to you? I kind of hope she punched you...
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nygiantsfan85
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Your sexy that's all
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Tezoma
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Only kind of?
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Grimmerie
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Reverse the genders in that sentence. Imagine saying to a girl "I hope he punched you".
Not as funny.
Domestic violence is domestic violence, regardless of gender, and quite honestly I find that sort of joke quite tasteless.
All right, I'm done. As you were.
Not as funny.
Domestic violence is domestic violence, regardless of gender, and quite honestly I find that sort of joke quite tasteless.
All right, I'm done. As you were.
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Beranii
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123- are you kidding me? It would hardly be an act of domestic violence. Punching some idiot who very well deserves to get some common sense knocked into him does not sound like a bad idea to me. Now if she did it on a regular basis... Then yeah. But that's not the case.
Learn to take a goddamn joke and get that stick outa your ass
Learn to take a goddamn joke and get that stick outa your ass
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Izizack
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Everyone gets confused sometimes lol?!
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Kaurageous007
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You forgot your girlfriend's name? YDI
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T9FTW
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It looks like you're talking to yourself since OP's name is "you"
Oh, witty OP names..
Oh, witty OP names..