Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
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Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
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waswashere 0
At least she didn't say "is it just me, or does it smell like fish in here?"
Xx_Nikky_xX 4
Nothing worse than awkward silence.
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Comments (142)
reenkaur 7
i dont see what the fuss is all about! take the compliment & move on woman! did you expect her to describe in great poetic detail the beauty of your ****** then?!!!!!
fthislyfe 22
dat ******...
RedPillSucks 33
I think that I shall never see Anything prettier than your vagee. Your ****** is like a summers day With smells like flowers in April or May. Only one question today I shall answer. It looks like you've got cervical cancer.
whyusofat 17
Red, you win a medal of greatness. *applauds in tears*
ShyAnn29 15
57, that was just beautiful, it brought a tear to my eye!
SoulessXX666 0
Red, That was amazing! haha
coffee_man900 16
What were you hoping that she would say, or is it that you don't want her to love your socks? Did I miss something? :)
missamerica95 0
It's not like she was going to say "I absolutely love your ******!"
go_Banannas0814 0
There are worse things she could have said: "OMG, you have the worst case of herpes I have every seen!" Please quit whining before karma actually gives you something to whine about.
Bigboned38 0
It's all I'm the hips, it's all in the hips, get off me, just easion the tension baby
eyecon502 13
The Happy Gilmore quote just doesn't fit.
LuckyTroll 6
Lol should just take the compliment, she could've said something else
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
seriously, there are much, much worse things she could have said. After all, she could have told you she found a wart...
portpolsoccer 0
Maybe she didn't want you to feel awkward having her stare at your vag so she started to get your mind off
saintsrocksocks 10
Why does it matter?
HITide76808 0
She paid you a compliment while fingering you!! Awesome.
HITide76808 0
LMFAO!!