Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
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Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
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waswashere 0
At least she didn't say "is it just me, or does it smell like fish in here?"
Xx_Nikky_xX 4
Nothing worse than awkward silence.
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Comments (142)
kuges 0
Good job DOC!! Well did u at least like it??
iamawesome1234 0
You deserved it, how dare you wear nice socks
SirCharles83 13
Do you think OP's user name (GetHardOrGoHome) is related to the FML? If so, little awkward.
OffToTheGayBar 9
In the words of my mother, "Quity'ur bitchin'."
ihatemylife10000 0
Love ur name lmao
xMissxMurderx 1
Better than mine...I once heard her say, "You have the prettiest little cervix!! It's happy and healthy!"
j_cat187 20
Not as awkward as an older doctor grabbing my nuts and asking me how college is going.
yeahbuddy193 0
Well that's not weird at all…:///
Mandybruin 15
Happened to me during jury duty. Many laughed, including the judge and the bailiff. Very embarrassing. Glad I'm not the only one.
your_face 15
What? Someone stuck their fingers inside you and complimented your socks during jury duty? That's highly unusual...
ShyAnn29 15
Now that's a strange day in jury duty
RogueWarrior869 23
What sort of sitcom-esque thing was going on in that court-room? O_o
awepeach 3
Sorry it was so awkward but you have to understand, she does the job all the time and probably when she realizes that there is awkward silence in the room she does her best to diffuse the tension by redirecting to some other tangential item. Maybe she doesn't even really like your socks that much but she's trying to make you feel better, because she sees a painful look of agony on your face and feels guilty. Of course to her, she does vaginal work, day in, day out, so it's nothing for her. And it's really not even a big deal for most people either, because they know that's what it's all about when you go to the gyno. They're trained medical professionals and that's what has to be done.
havocmike 3
You sound fat
maaikieoo 0
Yes your life sucks