Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
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waswashere 0
At least she didn't say "is it just me, or does it smell like fish in here?"
Xx_Nikky_xX 4
Nothing worse than awkward silence.
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Comments (142)
bioman250 10
I don't get it. Is sock something sexual?
Nwthatzfunny 9
i dont even know what to say
zebrapattern 6
so?
SummerTime69 5
Well what other kind of small talk can there be during an appointment like that? "oh hey nice ********" ,don't get mad at her for trying.
shahroni1 3
lesbian ?
MelissaMarie89 8
I dont feel this is a "you deserve it" or a "I agree" she/he was probably just trying to lighten up the mood a bit...possibly got the opposite affect but hey at least they tried lol
Deroni76 5
What, do you expect her to talk about your ******??! Hahahahahahaha!!!! No...
allonblack 4
Same here. Once, my doctor asked me what I was getting my family for Christmas. It's easier to get through when you're talking about nonsense. Though, admittedly, awkward when discussing family members.
DDbaconcrazy 1
Better than I absolutely love you clit!
DDbaconcrazy 1
*your
tj4234 36
doesn't matter, got fingered