Health: Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside... - FML

By GetHardOrGoHome - 31/03/2012 04:22 - United States - Chardon

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another, and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walks in. After a long, awkward pause, she says "I like your socks" and walks out. She is a teacher at my highschool. I have to see her everyday. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 23:08 - United States - New Kensington

Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2013 10:44 - United States

Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML

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Not so anal retentive then…

By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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That one weird friend

By MsSmellyFeet - 16/11/2022 04:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML

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Relaxed

By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 18:01 - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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waswashere 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 11:40

At least she didn't say "is it just me, or does it smell like fish in here?"

Xx_Nikky_xX 4

Saturday 31 March 2012 11:35

Nothing worse than awkward silence.

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 31 March 2012 14:40

"I absolutely love your sex." Not socks.

bingababe 16

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:17

Kiwi gyno??

Cad6 24

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:10

The people who thumbed you down are clearly idiots who didn't get your joke. Let me explain: Doc made a joke saying that the OP thought the Gyno said socks, when the Gyno actually said "sex".

samikitty961 8

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:18

No no. I got the joke. I just thought it was stupid.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:48

Can't win 'em all, I suppose.

miss_booboo_8 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 14:51

Id be more awkward if she tried to hit on u then say that

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:47

Can it be both? (Family Guy reference)

Timmeeh 17

Saturday 31 March 2012 14:57

I don't get it. Surely she was just making inane chit-chat to try to put you a little at ease and somewhat defuse the embarrassing situation. Of all the terrible things someone COULD say in that situation, frankly that seems like just about the most harmless...

muffinXmonster 12

Saturday 31 March 2012 15:02

There is no better time then when you are in the persons crotch

LennyComa 39

Saturday 31 March 2012 15:06

At least she didnt do the old "Hello ello ello ello ello" joke

groupleader 7

Saturday 31 March 2012 15:16

Next time I am knuckle deep in a chick, I am gonna use that line, assuming that it worked for your cooter doctor...you need to elaborate....did you grab dinner afterwards?

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:23

The doctor was female

palmieril85 2

Saturday 31 March 2012 15:19

Mine did the same thing. Lol

LIVINDHEAVEN 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 15:44

may b ur pussy luks ugly than ur socks

sataris20 5

Saturday 31 March 2012 15:54

Maybe she actually did enjoy your socks. Awkward, yes. But just roll with it.

BRITTANYHUNGRY 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 15:59

Hahaha good one

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