Noname
France
Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ticker $fml
United States
Nothing to do with us
Today, after I lost $5000 in crypto yesterday, I'm now down about $150k total since the start of the year. I just deployed more and bought $FML to make up for the losses. Hopefully it’ll happen. FML
Marco
Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
Anonymous
A tax on irresponsability
Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML
Dope
United States
Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML
Anonymous
One hell of a poker game?
Today, I lost 1200 dollars, my fiancée, my dog, my apartment, and my car. FML
broke
Today, my work informed me that they didn't process my pay in time, so I won't get paid until the end of next month. I have less than £10 to last me until then. FML
Celina
United States
Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML
Topher
United States
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
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0___0 9
Jenny Craig worked wonders on yah
Vogelfanger 0
Stop browsing FML during the work/trading day and you might start doing better!
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Comments (145)
eaglesfan761 0
12,000? that's OVER 9,000!!!! (Nappa: What? 9,000??)
giang 0
SHIT! i forgot about currency... xD
supergeniuse 0
How did this get through the mods??
Katana9990 3
how the **** does ANYTHING get through the mods?!?!?'. I've submitted 4 stories, none of them published! this moderation process is total bullshit!!
kbg8409 0
yes it is!! stupid shit goes through but funny shit doesn't..?!
paleknight47 0
Pounds as in £12000 Dumbasses And fyl man
lollibots 0
is fml really going to help you?lol of course it will!
fmkittw 0
wtf how are we americans (best country in the world) stupid since we use pounds as weight? this is an FML even more so in America than in UK since imagine a man weighing OVER 9000 pounds?
fmkittw 0
wtf how are we americans (best country in the world) stupid since we use pounds as weight? this is an FML even more so in America than in UK since imagine a man weighing OVER 9000 pounds?
cheese1756 0
Oh. I thought you meant pounds as in weight.
gowzer90 0
If ur a banker then i hope you lose the rest of your money but if ur not... unlucky mate better luck 2morrow :)
buckeye91011 0
You people are retarded. He's talking about English pounds. The money.