Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nothing to do with us
Today, after I lost $5000 in crypto yesterday, I'm now down about $150k total since the start of the year. I just deployed more and bought $FML to make up for the losses. Hopefully it’ll happen. FML
Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
A tax on irresponsability
Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML
Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML
One hell of a poker game?
Today, I lost 1200 dollars, my fiancée, my dog, my apartment, and my car. FML
Today, my work informed me that they didn't process my pay in time, so I won't get paid until the end of next month. I have less than £10 to last me until then. FML
Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
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0___0 9
Jenny Craig worked wonders on yah
Vogelfanger 0
Stop browsing FML during the work/trading day and you might start doing better!
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Comments (145)
raebeglan 7
British money is euros. france is pounds:)
wranglergirl44 0
you're an idiot... France is euros, Britain is pounds. google it
crabbyabby718 0
and you can tell that you're some idiot with no sense of humor. IT'S SARCASM EVER HEARD OF IT??
bironbaby 0
Omg Ppl.... Hes Talking About Money..... Stupid...
EGORAPTOR 7
I bet u had to google it wrangler lol
jessamy_brit 5
What. An. Idiot.
jdawg2010 0
lol i'm from America and I thought you were talking about..mass. hahahaha. im stupid
likeabawse 0
maybe cuz ur on ur ipod
aceman1992 9
97 you're ignorant. **** off.
facilitator 0
No skippy, stock is part of a