Noname
France
Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
ticker $fml
United States
Nothing to do with us
Today, after I lost $5000 in crypto yesterday, I'm now down about $150k total since the start of the year. I just deployed more and bought $FML to make up for the losses. Hopefully it’ll happen. FML
Marco
Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
Anonymous
A tax on irresponsability
Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML
Dope
United States
Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML
Anonymous
One hell of a poker game?
Today, I lost 1200 dollars, my fiancée, my dog, my apartment, and my car. FML
broke
Today, my work informed me that they didn't process my pay in time, so I won't get paid until the end of next month. I have less than £10 to last me until then. FML
Celina
United States
Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML
Topher
United States
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
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0___0 9
Jenny Craig worked wonders on yah
Vogelfanger 0
Stop browsing FML during the work/trading day and you might start doing better!
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Comments (145)
marlii_fml 0
whoa for a minute there i thought u was tlking bout your hair
Poepiepiesie 3
buy shares of biopharmacies on the aex
makeworldpeace 0
holy shit. sorry OP, that's a lot.
drcool41 0
hahah I thought weight too until he said trading
claiiire_fml 17
fat ass! well, at least you were. what are you trading, ice cream? jkjk i know what you mean.
MadPercussion 0
Your stupid because you just referred to America as the best country in the world. typical American. Bring on the haters. let's do this.
Insomnitastic 0
lmao don't take it so offensively I mean us Americans are used to saying "pounds" as weight. So most likely it IS Americans who thought they were talking about weight. That doesn't make us stupid. But I gotta say, after you read through and see they're talking about trades and STILL think they're talking about weight especially 1,000 pounds!?! THEN I gotta say your a dumbass...
dearprudence89 7
*sigh* He's talking about some kind of currency
neoncookie16 0
hahhahahaha POUND?? Trading day??? lmfao. oh wait ur from England... sorry
dheinzen2 1
lol tfo for the rwj reference