Noname
France
Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
ticker $fml
United States
Nothing to do with us
Today, after I lost $5000 in crypto yesterday, I'm now down about $150k total since the start of the year. I just deployed more and bought $FML to make up for the losses. Hopefully it’ll happen. FML
Marco
Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
Anonymous
A tax on irresponsability
Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML
Dope
United States
Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML
Anonymous
One hell of a poker game?
Today, I lost 1200 dollars, my fiancée, my dog, my apartment, and my car. FML
broke
Today, my work informed me that they didn't process my pay in time, so I won't get paid until the end of next month. I have less than £10 to last me until then. FML
Celina
United States
Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML
Topher
United States
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
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0___0 9
Jenny Craig worked wonders on yah
Vogelfanger 0
Stop browsing FML during the work/trading day and you might start doing better!
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inface2b 0
U wer a fatty
smoshiee 8
yeh he wuz Go back to school, Einstein
laur20091 0
Well it should have been somewht obvious they weren't talking about weight since 1. 12,000 lbs weight wise is ridiculous and 2. Because they said trading day. Just something for everyone Who was like "wow you lost a lot!"
pikL3bOi 0
It's not ******* weight u retarded idiots it's English money!!!
Ic3king 0
The people talking about weight were probably just joking, calm down people. i thought they were quite funny, but as for the money, sorry for your loss. :-/
bigraws23 0
americans think you mean weight when you say pounds lady.
helpmeiamblind 0
Hey, in all American's defense everywhere, Pound should not be the name of a currency. It's stupid to call money something that is also the measurement of something else. And OP: YDI for choosing that style of job if you suck at it so bad.
katzepferd 0
seriously? english is the stupidest leanguage ever! so many things are the same but completely different! read is pronounced reed and red, which are also words, and there are very few deffinits in grammar, there's always an *except*. i think everyone should learn german, its a lot more fun, i mean who doesn't want to say arschgesicht?
katzepferd 0
btw, im american, i just took german in school
lkot 0
wow...... you guys thought it was pounds...... jeez. and god people americans arent stupid jeezus christ you guys are mean.
courtney680 17
Did you really just spell jesus jeezus? Your cool.
Artemis138 9
You're*
kellyissmelly 0
lmao at first i thought you meant weight.
stone_light 0
me too. i thought u were talking about ur weight but when u said trading day i knew u were european and talking about money. p.s. to #44 practically the entire world except the U.S. is on the metric system, they dont use "pounds" to measure weight. ur the ignorant dumbass the makes america look so bad here
Moireane 0
Okay, #44 and #31 the world dose not revolve around Amarica, and it never will. Get over yourselves! Canada and Amarica are pretty much the only countries that use the dollar, mayve a few others, not to sure dont feel like googling it. And FYI #31 its not the best country, I've been there and it sucks. Though in all technicalitys you can't say its the best country unless you've travelled to a vast majority of countrys, though most amariacns dont leave the country..
kellyissmelly 0
You don't have to diss America just because you're jealous of it. Thankyou& goodbye.