Nothing to do with us

Today, after I lost $5000 in crypto yesterday, I'm now down about $150k total since the start of the year. I just deployed more and bought $FML to make up for the losses. Hopefully it’ll happen. FML

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

A tax on irresponsability

Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML

Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML

One hell of a poker game?

Today, I lost 1200 dollars, my fiancée, my dog, my apartment, and my car. FML

Today, my work informed me that they didn't process my pay in time, so I won't get paid until the end of next month. I have less than £10 to last me until then. FML

Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML