Noname
France
Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ticker $fml
United States
Nothing to do with us
Today, after I lost $5000 in crypto yesterday, I'm now down about $150k total since the start of the year. I just deployed more and bought $FML to make up for the losses. Hopefully it’ll happen. FML
Marco
Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
Anonymous
A tax on irresponsability
Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML
Dope
United States
Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML
Anonymous
One hell of a poker game?
Today, I lost 1200 dollars, my fiancée, my dog, my apartment, and my car. FML
broke
Today, my work informed me that they didn't process my pay in time, so I won't get paid until the end of next month. I have less than £10 to last me until then. FML
Celina
United States
Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML
Topher
United States
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
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0___0 9
Jenny Craig worked wonders on yah
Vogelfanger 0
Stop browsing FML during the work/trading day and you might start doing better!
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HinatasGirl 0
All of you are ******* retarded. Pounds is a currency. Not meant in the way of weight. Get your facts correct before spewing idiocy.
YourxEvilxAngel 0
#44: omfg u idiot! I mean, i understand how you could think it was weight, and I'm about an eighth American, so i understand that we're not stupid, but GOD! England came first and they had Pounds as a currency back then, but now America adapted it for weight! If anyone should be blamed than it would be you, you stupid and ignorant ass. P.S. It was kinda obvious that it was money, cos NOBODY could weigh that much! And Europe and Austria ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cryptosys 0
Yikes, that's a lot. Hope you make up for it! To the America bashers- just because we have a couple idiots, doesn't mean you can diss the whole country. It's not like you don't have your fair share of idiots, ours just happen to have ready access to computers and plenty of free time. And some just have horrible senses of humour.
katzepferd 0
where did you get 9000 from? and its not weight. and if someone is 9000 pounds, a plane landed on them and they're dead
pulpfiction_fml 3
STAY ON TOPIC!
viletbod 0
haha I'm from America and when I started reading this I thought it said "Today, I've just lost over 12 thousand Pounds and it's not even half way through the training day. FML" xD 12 thousand pounds on a weight loss training program or something.. Jesus. :P
RatIsKing 0
#53: German is awesome. Deutschland FTW. and German is so much easier than any other language because every letter/ combination of letters always has the same sound
railfan_fml 0
you must have weighed a ton ;) but seriously, losing money in the stock market sucks.
candygrl122 0
you lost 1000 pounds of what, fat,fish,iron?????
smoshiee 8
Pounds are money
Ohnothingreally 0
You douche. They mean money. As in, the British Currency.