Today, I turned 21. It's also the day I learned how it feels to have my foot and leg set on fire by a drunken idiot who thought it was a great idea to splash lighter fluid into an open-pit bonfire. FML
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Today, I threw a bonfire for my birthday. My boyfriend managed to set my leg on fire by throwing his liquor bottle into the fire. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML
Today, I celebrated my friend's birthday. While everyone was completely wasted, a couple of friends suggested that I throw a pie in the birthday boy's face. Only seconds after doing so did I realize that the centre of the pie had still been burning hot when he screamed in agony. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
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PinkElephants713 6
You totally should've pushed him in!! …jk
zingline89 18
Atleast when you wake up after your 21st you'll have a burning sensation on your leg and not somewhere else...
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Comments (69)
leadman1989 16
Indian burn probably still feels worse. I know it doesn't lol, but they still freaking hurt.
FusionFrenzy 10
Ur a ******* dumbass
lmaoatall 6
Don't worry! He posted the other day about licking the beaters on a mixer while it was still plugged in. He's bound to off himself soon.probably with fire, beer, egg beater, and and a roll of tp.
jackassiddy 8
Did you make a wish when they put you out?
Savra_fml 17
Probably "please don't douse me out with alcohol"
armywife0609 4
that would also be the day some drunk idiot got two black eyes.
armywife0609 4
does anyone know if its the op that votes for our comments that gives the points on our comments or is it everyone else?
Epikouros 32
Normally it's the moderators that give points to comments, but you'll get permission to rate comments too if you pose topless in your profile picture.
dumboears 8
Nope, no one knows. It's a mystery.
Takuya272727 16
Don't listen to the asses above. It's everyone else, and maybe OP. Each person has one point to nominate per message. Welcome to FML
perdix 31
And I'm sure you were stone-cold sober at this festivity. Alcohol: Almost as overrated as snow.(TM)
slapshot52 2
I agree alcohol is overrated.. But snow is awesome dammit!
leogirl95 12
Happy 21st birthday! :D
jellitonoctopus 19
I'm going to assume the open pit fire is at the beach so just roll on the sand. Hopefully your skin is okay.
amishfury 9
were you the drunken idiot?
brum66 0
Lol that sounds hot