Today, I turned 21. It's also the day I learned how it feels to have my foot and leg set on fire by a drunken idiot who thought it was a great idea to splash lighter fluid into an open-pit bonfire. FML
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Today, I threw a bonfire for my birthday. My boyfriend managed to set my leg on fire by throwing his liquor bottle into the fire. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML
Today, I celebrated my friend's birthday. While everyone was completely wasted, a couple of friends suggested that I throw a pie in the birthday boy's face. Only seconds after doing so did I realize that the centre of the pie had still been burning hot when he screamed in agony. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
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PinkElephants713 6
You totally should've pushed him in!! …jk
zingline89 18
Atleast when you wake up after your 21st you'll have a burning sensation on your leg and not somewhere else...
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Comments (69)
brianjman14 23
Hey, its my birthday, too! Happy birthday, OP!
jazziness 12
Happy Birthday!!
JinxosGirl87 0
If you drank more you wouldn't feel a damn thing :)
ElainaCutsYou 0
I turn 14 today :)
legitimmeee 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY(: then (:
pulse18 2
The drunken idiot was yourself
Okayitwasme 0
Happy birthday! You didn't get any Fire Retardant Clothing as a gift? Mental note wear fire proof clothing to bonfires.
snagglepaste 0
But where did the lighter fluid come from?
melkymac101 17
Well happy birth day.
brenkite 5
On my 13th birthday I caught my hand on fire
IDKKK69 0
Today is my birthday too!!
raynanicole97 0
The exact same thing happened to me over Thanksgiving break. Hurts like hell and my base ball coach won't take no mercy on me.