By firehurts - 08/06/2015 23:38 - United States - Wallkill

Today, I threw a bonfire for my birthday. My boyfriend managed to set my leg on fire by throwing his liquor bottle into the fire. Happy birthday to me. FML
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This girl is on fire.

I guess you could say that your birthday celebrations went up in flames.

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Are you Russian?

What has that got to do with her leg being on fire?

This girl is on fire.

Now that's what I call fire water!

Sorry to hear that. Happy birthday OP.

Your boyfriends not the sharpest tool in the shed...

leogachi 15

It could be boyfriend's, for boyfriend is.

You have large titties.

I guess you could say that your birthday celebrations went up in flames.

maybe OP is a guy.. in which case he would be Flamin'! ....ill let myself out.

not even remotely funny

sorry to hear that.

Ouch!!!!! I hope that fire was put out quickly.

Now all you gotta do is pee it out

I love taking life advice from you, diarrhea volcano