By firehurts - 08/06/2015 23:38 - United States - Wallkill

Today, I threw a bonfire for my birthday. My boyfriend managed to set my leg on fire by throwing his liquor bottle into the fire. Happy birthday to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 283
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Same thing different taste

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I guess you could say that your birthday celebrations went up in flames.

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91hayek 31

Now that's what I call fire water!

Sorry to hear that. Happy birthday OP.

Your boyfriends not the sharpest tool in the shed...

leogachi 15

It could be boyfriend's, for boyfriend is.

pauliegon 18

I guess you could say that your birthday celebrations went up in flames.

maybe OP is a guy.. in which case he would be Flamin'! ....ill let myself out.

cgm387 1

Ouch!!!!! I hope that fire was put out quickly.

ColonelCusswords 24

I love taking life advice from you, diarrhea volcano