FML : Today, I tried to wake my husband up in the middle of the night by kissing him deeply and massaging his neck and shoulders. He opens his eyes, looks at...

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Today, I tried to wake my husband up in the middle of the night by kissing him deeply and massaging his neck and shoulders. He opens his eyes, looks at me, says "No", and goes back to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By turnoff - / Thursday 17 September 2009 04:42 / United States

Intimacy

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By iFruit | 0

#569179 - Thursday 17 September 2009 12:10

YDI. I'd be pissed if someone woke me in the middle of the night unless the house was burning down or something.

By Candisemo | 0

#569940 - Thursday 17 September 2009 08:08

i would want my sleep too, but thats no reason to call this girl fat or ugly. you have no idea what she looks like so dont judge her. being mean on the internet is really not anything to be proud of.

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By werzal | 5

#569169 - Thursday 17 September 2009 12:05

Been there done that :) Know how you feel!

By iFruit | 0

#569179 - Thursday 17 September 2009 12:10

YDI. I'd be pissed if someone woke me in the middle of the night unless the house was burning down or something.

nintenDX | 0

#799300 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 05:36

i no rite?

By Th217 | 2

#569189 - Thursday 17 September 2009 12:14

idiot you don't wake somebody up by kissing them deeply. you go down on them or play with them until they wake up. god

ContactSparrows | 0

#1851683 - Thursday 16 December 2010 04:35

LOL! I agree

By youaresofucked | 0

#569244 - Thursday 17 September 2009 01:03

So? He was tired. That is NOT an FML.

redpump | 0

#973999 - Sunday 4 April 2010 04:58

agreed

Tweety122888 | 0

#1054194 - Friday 2 July 2010 08:51

you can't just ignore someone like that. it was funny but that hurts.

By coldplaylive2003 | 0

#569253 - Thursday 17 September 2009 01:14

nobody likes waking up in the middle of the night.YDI

By PlusShipping | 0

#569310 - Thursday 17 September 2009 02:05

fatty

stoney_p | 0

#2818654 - Monday 4 July 2011 02:50

Lmao. fatty

By lobby0ne | 0

#569318 - Thursday 17 September 2009 02:13

FML? Go to hell!

By invisiblerabbit | 0

#569353 - Thursday 17 September 2009 02:54

and when your his and slips in his cock into your mouth when you are sleeping you like that? ydi for being a hypocritical bitch.

By cr4ckb0n3f4n | 0

#569387 - Thursday 17 September 2009 03:23

sometimes a good sleep is better than a midnight quickie.

By catiredan | 0

#569399 - Thursday 17 September 2009 03:35

Dock move, worse because you think you are the victim.

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