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Werzal's FML badges

It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

80%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

4%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

14%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

2%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

6%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

49%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

16%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%

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Werzal's favorite FMLs

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bip / Monday 15 December 2008 05:36 / France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Fat_abott / Thursday 5 January 2012 20:40 / France

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lprocter1982 / Tuesday 8 November 2011 03:17 / Canada

Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 20 April 2011 07:27 / South Africa

Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 11 September 2009 00:17 / United States

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It's in the can!

Mobility

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

Consolation prize

Judgmental

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

A new thumb

50 favorites

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

One more and it's business time