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By VetTechStudent - / Thursday 25 October 2018 15:30 /
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By  cptncuttlefish  |  23

Why do you have to sleep on the couch because he’s fucking stupid?

By  MA_medQ  |  7

First of all, why are you dating a dumbass?
Second of all, why are you letting him kick you out of bed? He can sleep on the couch if he is too stupid to understand how vaccines work.
Third, bring him with you to the doctor next time you go get a shot so the doc can explain how vaccines work to him.

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By  cptncuttlefish  |  23

Why do you have to sleep on the couch because he’s fucking stupid?

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  fde2blknimout  |  14

Because shes a biter. And apparently goes to school with raccoons. In the woods. Im starting to think there is no boy friend and that she lives alone. Or maybe shes a dog. I mean a bitch.

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"He's cute. Maybe he's smart, and funny, too. Like Ryan Reynolds."
"Don't come near me with your rabies! Go sleep on the couch!"
"Meh... he's still cute. I'd call that a win."

By  MA_medQ  |  7

First of all, why are you dating a dumbass?
Second of all, why are you letting him kick you out of bed? He can sleep on the couch if he is too stupid to understand how vaccines work.
Third, bring him with you to the doctor next time you go get a shot so the doc can explain how vaccines work to him.

By  TxKitten79  |  4

What a dumbass. Dont let him kick you out of bed, kick HIM to the curb. and if you dont. then PLEASE make sure you're using protection when he finally starts having sex with you again. Hes too stupid to be allowed to procreate.

By  MamaChey  |  22

I assume that he’s the one sleeping on the couch, right? Once you’ve been married for 15 years, you’ll be wishing to have to bed all to yourself.

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