By VetTechStudent - 25/10/2018 15:30

Today, I had to get a pre-exposure rabies vaccine for school. My boyfriend thinks I'll give him rabies and refuses to let me sleep in the same bed with him or initiate sex. I need two more shots over the next 3 weeks, which means sleeping on the couch for a month. FML
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cptncuttlefish 24

Why do you have to sleep on the couch because he’s fucking stupid?

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MA_medQ 7

First of all, why are you dating a dumbass? Second of all, why are you letting him kick you out of bed? He can sleep on the couch if he is too stupid to understand how vaccines work. Third, bring him with you to the doctor next time you go get a shot so the doc can explain how vaccines work to him.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Man smart, woman smarter. But in this instance, man dumb.

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cptncuttlefish 24

Why do you have to sleep on the couch because he’s fucking stupid?

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fde2blknimout 18

Because shes a biter. And apparently goes to school with raccoons. In the woods. Im starting to think there is no boy friend and that she lives alone. Or maybe shes a dog. I mean a bitch.

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Phillycheeze 20
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Time for a mew boyfriend. He is a dumbass...

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MA_medQ 7

First of all, why are you dating a dumbass? Second of all, why are you letting him kick you out of bed? He can sleep on the couch if he is too stupid to understand how vaccines work. Third, bring him with you to the doctor next time you go get a shot so the doc can explain how vaccines work to him.

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adjwejaelwkdc 21
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It's not so much that your life sucks as it is that your boyfriend sucks.

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Rabite 28
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Nah, normally being stupid makes you happy.

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dcharold 11
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Why isn't he sleeping on the couch? Oh yeah, he's a wuss...

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raganerus 17
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he is really dumb tbh

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TxKitten79 10

What a dumbass. Dont let him kick you out of bed, kick HIM to the curb. and if you dont. then PLEASE make sure you're using protection when he finally starts having sex with you again. Hes too stupid to be allowed to procreate.

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MamaChey 23

I assume that he’s the one sleeping on the couch, right? Once you’ve been married for 15 years, you’ll be wishing to have to bed all to yourself.

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Tim Carver 9
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sorry your boyfriend is so a moron

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