By VetTechStudent - 25/10/2018 15:30

Today, I had to get a pre-exposure rabies vaccine for school. My boyfriend thinks I'll give him rabies and refuses to let me sleep in the same bed with him or initiate sex. I need two more shots over the next 3 weeks, which means sleeping on the couch for a month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 697
You deserved it 344

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cptncuttlefish 24

Why do you have to sleep on the couch because he’s fucking stupid?

First of all, why are you dating a dumbass? Second of all, why are you letting him kick you out of bed? He can sleep on the couch if he is too stupid to understand how vaccines work. Third, bring him with you to the doctor next time you go get a shot so the doc can explain how vaccines work to him.

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Man smart, woman smarter. But in this instance, man dumb.

cptncuttlefish 24

Why do you have to sleep on the couch because he’s fucking stupid?

Because shes a biter. And apparently goes to school with raccoons. In the woods. Im starting to think there is no boy friend and that she lives alone. Or maybe shes a dog. I mean a bitch.

Time for a mew boyfriend. He is a dumbass...

First of all, why are you dating a dumbass? Second of all, why are you letting him kick you out of bed? He can sleep on the couch if he is too stupid to understand how vaccines work. Third, bring him with you to the doctor next time you go get a shot so the doc can explain how vaccines work to him.

It's not so much that your life sucks as it is that your boyfriend sucks.

Nah, normally being stupid makes you happy.

Why isn't he sleeping on the couch? Oh yeah, he's a wuss...

he is really dumb tbh

What a dumbass. Dont let him kick you out of bed, kick HIM to the curb. and if you dont. then PLEASE make sure you're using protection when he finally starts having sex with you again. Hes too stupid to be allowed to procreate.

I assume that he’s the one sleeping on the couch, right? Once you’ve been married for 15 years, you’ll be wishing to have to bed all to yourself.

sorry your boyfriend is so a moron