Love and Health: Today, I had to get a pre-exposure rabies vaccine for school....

By VetTechStudent - 25/10/2018 15:30

Today, I had to get a pre-exposure rabies vaccine for school. My boyfriend thinks I'll give him rabies and refuses to let me sleep in the same bed with him or initiate sex. I need two more shots over the next 3 weeks, which means sleeping on the couch for a month. FML

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

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By booboo300 - 29/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was supposed to have sex with my ex after he’d been out of town for a week. After a lot of build up and sexting last night, I woke up sick and he hurt his leg. It’s like our bodies are telling us not to sleep together. FML

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cptncuttlefish 24

Thursday 25 October 2018 15:42

Why do you have to sleep on the couch because he’s ******* stupid?

MA_medQ 7

Thursday 25 October 2018 16:25

First of all, why are you dating a dumbass? Second of all, why are you letting him kick you out of bed? He can sleep on the couch if he is too stupid to understand how vaccines work. Third, bring him with you to the doctor next time you go get a shot so the doc can explain how vaccines work to him.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 7 October 2018 20:31

Man smart, woman smarter. But in this instance, man dumb.

cptncuttlefish 24

Thursday 25 October 2018 15:42

Why do you have to sleep on the couch because he’s ******* stupid?

fde2blknimout 18

Thursday 25 October 2018 19:11

Because shes a biter. And apparently goes to school with raccoons. In the woods. Im starting to think there is no boy friend and that she lives alone. Or maybe shes a dog. I mean a bitch.

Phillycheeze 20

Thursday 25 October 2018 15:48

Time for a mew boyfriend. He is a dumbass...

MA_medQ 7

Thursday 25 October 2018 16:25

adjwejaelwkdc 21

Thursday 25 October 2018 17:10

It's not so much that your life sucks as it is that your boyfriend sucks.

Rabite 28

Friday 26 October 2018 18:23

Nah, normally being stupid makes you happy.

dcharold 11

Thursday 25 October 2018 17:16

Why isn't he sleeping on the couch? Oh yeah, he's a wuss...

raganerus 17

Thursday 25 October 2018 18:00

he is really dumb tbh

TxKitten79 10

Thursday 25 October 2018 18:17

What a dumbass. Dont let him kick you out of bed, kick HIM to the curb. and if you dont. then PLEASE make sure you're using protection when he finally starts having sex with you again. Hes too stupid to be allowed to procreate.