Today, I tried to wake my husband up in the middle of the night by kissing him deeply and massaging his neck and shoulders. He opens his eyes, looks at me, says "No", and goes back to sleep. FML
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Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML
Today, I woke up to my husband trying to bite my forehead in his sleep. My response? I slapped him hard in the face. What a way to wake up. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, I woke up earlier than most days, I spooned my wife, gently massaging her back and letting her feel I was ready for play. She finally woke up, got dressed, and didn’t give a damn. I had to work it out myself once again. FML
Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML
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iFruit 0
YDI. I'd be pissed if someone woke me in the middle of the night unless the house was burning down or something.
Candisemo 0
i would want my sleep too, but thats no reason to call this girl fat or ugly. you have no idea what she looks like so dont judge her. being mean on the internet is really not anything to be proud of.
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Comments (67)
lovebug177 21
I'd be pissed.
PunkPrincess_fml 11
Everybody is acting crazy! I don't think it's a FYL though because you could have kept trying and done something better to coax him into waking up. But not YDI either because why do you think partners share a bed? And sex helps you sleep better anyway. But "no" is anybody's first reaction to waking up--just do better next time. ;)
darknut79 17
Tbh I get really annoyed when my fiancee does this, I have a ton of school and work so honestly I need my sleep I'd imagine most people are the same way
CoNaana 18
This could easily be about me, when I'm tired I just want to sleep. It has nothing to do with how much I like the person next to me.
Zelda9678 11
One question, why doss you try to wake him up in the middle of the night, exactly?