By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 15:13 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML
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rg350dx 29

Just tell her she's so beautiful she makes you weak in the knees.

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Welshite 39

I tie on a cape and try to fly like superman. That doesn't work either.

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Steve95401 49

If OP lived in Washington State, he would be Strengthless in Seattle.

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mattorama 15

Don't feel bad, they use wires and harnesses in the movies to do that.

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eecarrington 2

Rom-com just sounds dumb. Just say "like in the movies" or something..

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inumiko 12

Romantic weakling

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ashhxoxo 14

I just sat here for ten minutes trying to figure out what the hell a rom-com was. FML. -_-

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DDCA 24

You totally deserve it for using saying Rom-Com. And being a wuss and not being able to lift a 90 girl over your head. Hit the gym.

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bigbatipps 2

You need to get in the weight room bro...... And maybe join the football team so next time you can actually scoop and score!

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