Health: Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like...

By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 15:13 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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By anonymous - 30/01/2018 06:00

Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 00:36 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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By Idiot - 22/08/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 23:51 - United States - Meredith

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

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Thursday 13 June 2013 19:07

Just tell her she's so beautiful she makes you weak in the knees.

Welshite 39

Thursday 13 June 2013 19:06

I tie on a cape and try to fly like superman. That doesn't work either.

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RKD 23

Saturday 15 June 2013 1:43

Ouch! Sorry to hear, probably just the way you moved, doesn't mean you are a wimp!

sohail99 2

Saturday 15 June 2013 16:34

If you heard a pop and are feeling instability in your affected knee, get it checked for ACL injury by an Orthopedic Surgeon!

andiboo 12

Monday 17 June 2013 8:47

90 pounds..? Man, she's either really short, or really skinny..

AshAsh014 4

Tuesday 18 June 2013 23:12

time to hit up the gym!

waterlilylenses 6

Saturday 10 August 2013 22:21

I know how much that hurts. It's happened to me before

BeautifulChaos27 37

Tuesday 1 October 2013 21:21

I've dislocated it three times now and just reading this makes me cringe in pain. >_

redhotskittle 6

Tuesday 25 February 2014 5:54

90 pounds isn't healthy if you're old enough to be dating...

sayyestothedress 24

Wednesday 9 July 2014 22:24

Damn!! I'm 13 and I weigh 100 pounds!!

CougeeSwagg 19

Sunday 28 December 2014 22:39

A dislocated knee doesn't hurt too bad. Mine dislocated off and on over the course of a few weeks after the initial dislocation.

TheSmartAss10 21

Sunday 13 December 2015 23:15

Is she 10? Cause that makes you a pedophile. My little sister is 12 and she weighs 110. Id be concerned

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