By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 15:13 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML
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rg350dx 29

Just tell her she's so beautiful she makes you weak in the knees.

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Welshite 39

I tie on a cape and try to fly like superman. That doesn't work either.

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accountnamevalid 3

Eh, it happens. Whimsy doesn't always work out. At least you tried to be romantic.

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PunsY0 5

I like to jump out of trees with an umbrella and pretend I'm Mary poppins.

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katejones 8

Ouch. I'd say you'd get some major point for the romantic gesture though. After rehabbing the knee time to hit the gym before attempt 2?

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imtooshy 18

I hope you assured her that it isn't her fault and maybe you can make it up to her by cooking her a romantic dinner. Be careful though, don't wanna see you with burns and a messed up knee ;-)

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Elendil_fml 10

That's not unusual. I guarantee you that you dislocate the knee of a UFC fighter if you applied 90 pounds of pressure correctly.

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Bilover96 5

I think you should start lifting nd working out buddy

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pjiceman96 7

if she is that loving gf she will worry... care... and appreciate all at the same time... because she knows you tried

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wanderingshopper 13

My friends and I used to spin each other around when we were kids and the friend I was spinning weighed about 80 pounds and I broke my ankle while spinning her.

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FrankHotpants 31

I know the "do you even lift" thing had been said many times already but it's a legitimate comment in this situation. My dog is 8 months old and weights just under that. It's time to commence hoisting sir.

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