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By chumleevil - 08/07/2011 04:20 - United States
By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 20:00
Haha. That sux. although, I guess that's what happens when you assume...cuz i mean, unless she was in the shower/bathroom with you (O_O), or you were making noise (?) then I think she wouldn't have any idea about what you were doing...
what the hell made you think she was talking about you jacking off? Unless you have a see through shower I'd figure she was referring to the texting..
I think he made some noise...
Nice. Maybe she thinks you meant texting feels good and every guy does it too? Right? Right? :/
Wow next time ask what!
LOL... I love that your justification was that "it feels so good."
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Show it anywayHow bizarre!
yeah right
You get wet. That's why.
I'm a twelve year old and I do it. Jeez
I thought this was a joke until I looked at your profile. You will! Haha
Don't lie
If you don't do it, you wouldn't be announcing it to the internet
LOL that's happened to me before xD but you are totally exposed, but look on the bright side. every guy does it
#7: Every sperm is sacred, right?
Wow. The dumbassness of this OP is destroying my brain cells!
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Why would anyone open up to their mom about masturbation.
Nice. Maybe she thinks you meant texting feels good and every guy does it too? Right? Right? :/