Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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thegreat579 7
*Gabriel Iglesias voice "DON'T DO IT"
grigri75 35
since you already went halfway through, doesn't he know what you intented to do? PS: hope you didn't hurt yourself too bad, op!
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Comments (37)
Halfass 8
heartbreaker=you headbreaker=wall
ThrottleJockey 36
F his life because obviously you are a knockout!
sunflower_seal 17
Hopefully he got you some help . Breakups can be stressful.
themostunlucky_fml 14
I have already seen this FML
Diddlydoo1632 18
You don't need a speech to break up. "I'm breaking up with you" is one singular phrase.