Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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thegreat579 7
*Gabriel Iglesias voice "DON'T DO IT"
grigri75 35
since you already went halfway through, doesn't he know what you intented to do? PS: hope you didn't hurt yourself too bad, op!
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Comments (37)
kowsee 22
Jees OP that's pretty intense. I hope you're okay and that the second attempt goes better. Or that he somehow got the point the first time...
nodeathtoall 19
You stumbled in and hit your head, If not for me than you'd be dead I picked you up and put you Back on solid ground.
salamancer 11
If I go crazy then will you still call me superman?!??
traveveland 16
if I'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand
salamancer 11
Was it worth?
moo77_fml 20
OMG.. Hope you're ok op
GigaPudding_fml 24
Not much of a silver lining but at least he'll know that breaking up wasn't easy for you.
Kryptonites1 16
next time you end up break-up with him bring a pillow so you won't bash your head against the wall.
Croooow 11
Wear a helmet next time?
sinverguenza 11
Lol @ preparing a speech for a breakup. At least you didn't go full sperg with a PowerPoint.
ThrottleJockey 36
Please don't forget to cite your sources and print out the slides for handouts. Thank-you.
Noche007 5
looks like you "hit" it off today
ThrottleJockey 36
That's really a **** His Life because obviously you're a knockout!