mustachioed
United States
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
run4fun
United States
Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML
iamamermaid
Hemet, United States
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
muffin
United States
Nair do well
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Hairylass
United States
Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML
Ow ow owwww
United States
Make it stop
Today, I have what is probably a cold sore on my upper lip. I also have a mustache, which keeps rubbing against it. Because of this, no matter what I do, it stings. The next few days are fixing to be very, very long and miserable. FML
Mustache
Austria
Bushy
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
queenofdeath
Israel
Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML
nobleach
United States
Red alert
Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML
boreed
United States
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
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iffy 20
Next time try waxing
Wheredidgrungego 12
Hello, Yosemite Sam.
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Comments (126)
cookiecaek 11
Why do people bleach. Just wax it its not even that painful.
kool_girl_123 9
Ow
adb1991 2
I never understood why people chose to bleach their mustaches, instead of waxing. Bleaching doesn't make the hair invisible. Sure, it may blend in more, but you can still clearly see the texture of the hair. As a matter of fact, I'm proud to admit that I waxed my upper lip two nights ago. Now I'm stache free and smooth!
_krystallynn_ 11
wax it off. or laser hair removal. :)
bkirby 4
Here's a solution.....shave it
CCDNRGD81411 3
Well its not like facial hair makes a woman less beautiful. Were all humans were all beautiful. Despite the little extra things that come with having a human body.i know from experience that its not worth making a huge thing about something so trivial as facial hair.
EyesofStone 27
The world would be a better place if everyone though this way...
ryanthib1017 1
Learn how to do shit before ******* up
dancer4life143 13
Learn how to not be an ass before you say anything else.
court_f 8
If you're afraid of waxing try "Olay facial hair removal duo" ... Better than waxing AND evidently bleaching.
Ikickmidgets 11
Hair lip!!!!!!
rainbowteehee 6
Better then having a dark brown mustache.